Cringe

Girlfriends Tampon Prank Goes Wrong

2009-10-17T03:57:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUK9oBXKerQ&feature=player_embedded#
title says it all really, i dont think this is real. but it is convincing.

Elephant & Crinstle

2009-10-17T02:52:00.000-07:00

We havent posted anything for ages, thats because we have moved from here;

to here;

and in south london, they dont like to make getting internet easy. However if you want some real life cringe action, roll deep here>>

Tacky Weddings!

2009-10-17T02:44:00.001-07:00

We all know its important to make the most magical day of your life, also horrendously tacky.

"What blushing bride DOESN’T want to wear platform orthopedic shoes on her big day?" every single one in the whole world. Other highlights include, marrying 4 chicks at once, metal weddings, rainbow weddings, Biker/Motorcycle weddings(which are fucking awesome looking);

The Dangers of Facebook

2009-09-03T05:28:00.000-07:00

Poor old hag. Wonder if that her Fiance shes referring to.

Namata is back, bigger and better...

2009-09-02T14:49:00.000-07:00

But with the same captivating hand actions, joined by the cast of Eurotrash heres 'Down with my Clique'...

Thanks Ben.

Daniel Radcringe

2009-09-02T11:53:00.000-07:00

Daniel Radcliffe is one of many, who has been tainted by one cringe decision...

Started off as the famous Harry Potter, a kid famous coz of a scar he has on his face, if that was the case then a one way ticket to Afghanistan might be the closest we'll get to Hogwarts. Anyway, I'm not here to bitch about the character, back to Radcliff. So heres this hunk of a 12 year old with millions of middle class white girls swooning over him in IT class. Teenage heartthrob, nothing new.
But then he tried to change his image and go for the more adult approach to fame. So like many, he hit the stage as the main role for the Freud feulled play Equus.

Regardless of how critically aclaimed he was for doing so, there was no way of looking at it other than...
HARRY POTTER WANKED OFF A HORSE.

Hes even tried to go for the hard Eastern Mafia man look

I cant help but think this is some future autobiographical image for Harry Potters dark and dingy life after fame.

Somethig everyone has always wondered...

2009-09-02T11:38:00.000-07:00

But never really wanted to see... Warning this is disturbingly pornographic... Sorry I didnt know how to embed the video onto the blog.

Enjoy the ride

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1149124980641&ref=mf

NO. 9

2009-08-18T03:30:00.000-07:00

When all 873 dishes are all disgusting.

Mwha

2009-08-18T03:19:00.000-07:00

It only really happens with new aquentiences or old uncertain friends...

But when you lean in to kiss on the cheek and you both go for the same side, or just headbutt each other, its hard to come back from - worst shit is first dates.

If you feel i might be talking about you, check out this hand illustrated guide. <<

ToaLAlylL DooODOOd

2009-08-17T06:01:00.000-07:00

What did you say there, really, anything?

WOOF

2009-08-16T16:24:00.000-07:00

Police Dog Training - Watch more Funny Videos
This is only cringe as far as getting mauled by a German Shepard can be, other then the screams and wounds.

"Saw this and thought of you"

2009-08-13T16:34:00.000-07:00

Speedos can be bang on if your in a position to boast. however i think you can take it too far...

Thanks james

2009-08-13T05:05:00.000-07:00

Is it just me or is Facebook, amongst the porn pop-ups and online gambling invites trying to tell me something..

I dont believe the gifted psychic advisor will guide me anywhere, other then a virus on my laptop, yet alone for the pleasure for 29p. AND save me over £12.

and i dont believe fad ways of losing 70 stone in 4 minutes will ever run out.

and im sure i can think of plenty ways this chick has has earned cash doing "jobs" for £85 an hour.

Steve Jobs

2009-08-13T04:33:00.000-07:00

What else did he make macs for? photoshop, ichat and..

Oh yea! free porn for old men! thanks Oklahoma.

Strike the pose

2009-08-13T03:54:00.000-07:00

Babys in shots is never a strong look. boner killler.

Facebook Paaaaaaaaar

2009-08-13T03:48:00.000-07:00

i cant even say anything. so amazing. thanks patrick

Being inappropriately naked

2009-08-13T03:46:00.001-07:00

Yeeeeeeehawwwwwwww!!

id actually probably high5 this guy if i saw him. but the rest of the time its just harassing.

WARNING: THIS IS PORN!

2009-08-11T03:12:00.000-07:00

Right, so when you got your box of tissues and lotion ready for a good tommy, maybe even treated yourself to a royal-wank, this is just the kind of thing you don't wanna accidentally come across....

British porn just doesnt sound right, especially when you have some scaghead obnoxious bitch saying shit like "shafted her" and "punani".
Let me point out a few other bits:
First of all, she cracks open a packet of CHEESE AND ONION crisps before they start.... not a sexy smell.
When she gets the girls saggy fanny out and goes "ding-a-ling-a-ling" like shes ringing a fucking bell.

Pardon this post.

Poor Covers

2009-08-10T17:32:00.000-07:00

Nothing makes me cringe more then when a good song is ruined by someone who thinks they can do a better job, and obviously cant. i.e;

then;
value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TtW477XNybc&hl=en&fs=1&">
dont do it.

Alvin and the Cringemonks

2009-08-09T05:17:00.001-07:00

Cringe Paste

2009-08-07T01:52:00.000-07:00

From this..

to this:

i wretched when i saw this in tesco.

Ass Cringe

2009-08-07T01:47:00.000-07:00

American apparel has surpassed themselves

Bitchy Boys

2009-08-05T06:26:00.000-07:00

Grow a pair.

Well 'Ard

2009-08-04T01:56:00.000-07:00

represent no matter where you are

Sweat Betty

2009-08-02T04:11:00.000-07:00

i know you cant help it, but leave your top down.

GIVE ME A

2009-08-02T04:09:00.000-07:00

T.E.A.M P.R.E.G.N.A.N.C.Y

White City Weave

2009-08-02T04:01:00.002-07:00

on the floor where it belongs

-{{ Samanda the twins }}-

2009-07-30T04:31:00.001-07:00

i dont really need to say anything do i

"Triple Cringe" Their hearts in the right place

i dropped Samanda a line, no word yet. ^^

Birthday suit

2009-07-30T04:27:00.000-07:00

I really cant get enough of these.

Lil K.r.i.n.g.e

2009-07-30T04:12:00.000-07:00

This isnt so much about Kim as a person, but more her awful fashion decisions;

i wonder how you go into a shop and ask for this kind of top, " i just want some flowers that cover my nipples and maybe throw some chains and a choker in there." why not?

“I am honored and quite proud that a class is being taught on my sensationalist lyrics, unique style and fashion and leadership role within the hip-hop community.”

Lil Kim & Cyndi lauper performing time after time.

i <3 Juno! LolZzz!

2009-07-26T09:57:00.000-07:00

So weve all been there,bored one night on Bebo and someone suggests a group pregnancy pact, how can you possibley say no!?
"Time Magazine is reporting that nearly half of the girls confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. None of the girls is older than 16.
Principal Joseph Sullivan said that wasn't all that was shocking.
"We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," he told Time." FYL.

As if that wasn't bad enough, the comments under the video are something else..

Are You Serious?

2009-07-26T09:54:00.000-07:00

" i dont want this to sound crazy" ... i think its a little late love.

Paint Job

2009-07-26T09:43:00.000-07:00

that last one kills me, yarrrrg!

TXT BK LOL

2009-07-26T09:41:00.000-07:00

I dont think this can be real

but then again, i dont believe half the shit on here can he real.

Microsoft Songsmith Cringemercial

2009-07-26T09:40:00.001-07:00

this actually gives me shivers

THANKYOU KNICK

Will you marry me? - No.

2009-07-20T09:11:00.000-07:00

Hungry Hip-hos

2009-07-19T15:52:00.000-07:00

Cringe Clothing from back in the day...

2009-07-17T05:16:00.000-07:00

Velour tracksuits... even more cringe when you have Juicy written across your arse...

Not the one if your arse isn't juicy or you got a camel toe.
Heres a case of when you ARE juicy, but you got fanny fabric (cringe)...

Next ill move on to... Ed Hardy's cousin...

The variations they came up with this hat were awful, like the neon ones with the transparent peak.

Evisu jeans, now I wont deny their classic design was nice as they used nice coloured denim and that, but they also pushed it when they bought out the dealers delight...

Hes even got one for his arsehole incase he drops one. They had plenty more awful designs.
If your were REALLY gangster, then you'll be familiar with...

I can proudly say that I recently threw away a pair of...

When thongs first became big, they introduced the hipster jeans, just so girls can do this...

...Until they made it illegal.
And who can forget when really big turn-ups where in fashion...

Oh dear,we've all made such fashion faux pas. Probably still are, theres so many more to mention Im sure.

""// lAdZ On tOuR 2009!! LoL \\""

2009-07-17T04:09:00.000-07:00

Shout out the the Lads from < Delete as Appropriate: Malia/Zante/Kos/Kavos/Magaluf etc etc> OHHH NINNNNEEEE!!

LiViNG dA dReAM!

For further reading i recommend this site;
http://www.malia.co.uk/corkers/results.asp
"sarah, u r soooooooooooooooooooo dreamy. im missin u all!! YAMAS MOTHER FUCKER !!!!! Sarah, Jen and Gem get those points in u dirty slags!!"

Peaches Fuckface Geldof

2009-07-17T03:49:00.000-07:00

Theres a million anoyying things about her, half of which are her shit tattoos

“Stop being a consumer, fight the power!” yea you do that Peaches

Banksy Crappy Tattoos

2009-07-17T03:45:00.000-07:00

Im sure there are numerous examples of Banksy-cringe

ill find them all.

Teqringea!

2009-07-17T03:43:00.000-07:00

i love it. but it does make you cringe every time.

Gypsy Hair Bands

2009-07-17T03:37:00.000-07:00

These hair bands made form synthetic hair avalible in all good Primark stores;

Worn correctly these can look O.K

However its all too often the case they are mis-worn, i took one for the team to give you an example. it doesnt really look good even if its the same colour as your hair.

For The Hills watchers...

2009-07-13T08:39:00.000-07:00

This isnt really for anyone who doesnt watch The Hills and know what its about.
Im probably abit late with this, but I couldnt believe what I was seeing, our bitch Heidi released a pop song... and awfully cringe one for that to go along with a cringe video, whats even more cringeworth is her suitably named boyfriend, Spencer Pratt directed and produced the video...

and another:

(Great tits though)

Facebook Fassies

2009-07-11T05:30:00.000-07:00

Lets talk about people cringeworthy status' on both facebook and twitter. Im talking about the kind which are ridiculously attention seeking and prove people to be transparently insecure... a few examples...

"Hu duz this bre fink he is"

"Certain ppl will gt brought out!!! U fnk i dnt no bout u! Ha!!"
and the replies to this status were even better:

A:
I wanna no bring da bitch out lol

B:
Bring da bitch out I'm gonna be doin that soon to certain bitches lmao x

A:
Oooo i guess ive missed sum drama fill me in hooker cos i aint even been bout

B:
Na jam no drama at all I aint got time for ALL dem w12 slags n undercover dykes lmao, its good u aint been about do u love I'm doin me and I'm glad I moved mate x

"Laughn at diz gurl! Hw cn she say her 1yr old daughta rung my fne! I find dat hard 2 believe?! Dnt u?!"

You get the drift... In the words of Mary J... No More Drama!

Chi-Chi boy

2009-07-11T05:26:00.000-07:00

...put it away...

Pipes

2009-07-11T05:20:00.000-07:00

Head-shaking disgrace.

Does My Bump Look Big In This?

2009-07-11T05:17:00.000-07:00

this is design at its worst, forget comfort and style.

its time to show off the most important parts of a womans body.

Baby Bra

2009-07-11T05:16:00.000-07:00

Its just not logical

La Moron

2009-07-07T06:18:00.000-07:00

"I know that there’s far more ways to be sexy than to dress in a miniskirt and a tank top. […] I think you attract a certain kind of man by dressing like that. Women wonder why they get beaten up, or having relationships with arsehole men. Because you attracted one, you twat."

no, your the twat.

Dont Get Me Wrong...

2009-07-05T17:58:00.000-07:00

i love peep show..

i dont cringe AT peep show, because its meant to be cringe, i cringe with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv27PKxDqY4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLOCzN5a19o

youtube have disabled the embeding for all the videos

I Wonder...

2009-07-05T17:55:00.000-07:00

What Obama would cringe at?

360 Cringe

2009-07-05T05:21:00.000-07:00

This guy has come full circle;

Sometimes a sterotype is so perfect that it surpasses cringe and starts to be great again, i think thats whats happening here, but i really cant be sure.

Gay-THUG-Dating

2009-07-05T05:18:00.000-07:00

How long have i spent looking for this site?

Cool No Homo

2009-07-02T04:39:00.000-07:00

Imagine having this ichat convosation with someone, how he worked in "cool no homo" i dont know, but its definatly homo.

"Dangerously Cheesy"

2009-07-02T03:14:00.000-07:00

only in america, cheetos flavour lip balm. who wants to kiss that mouth?

Dizzee Cringe

2009-07-01T10:57:00.001-07:00

oh dear
thanks A.R

This Is Something Else

2009-06-26T07:34:00.000-07:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

obviously this boy need to have his WOW subscription canceled. the noises hes making are unreal. i adore his brother making the video.
huge props to Corey

Transvestites, Mandem In Disguise

2009-06-26T07:24:00.000-07:00

there not girls there guys, mandem in disguise.

thanks SF

Male Fake Tan Cringe

2009-06-26T06:49:00.001-07:00

these are so bad

hard to believe

this is the worst

unreal.
thanks squash

Perez Hilton

2009-06-26T06:46:00.000-07:00

homo

Ladies Love Anabolic Steroids

2009-06-21T09:53:00.000-07:00

so unnatural - like hes had an allergic reaction

at least its a hit with the "ladies".

Hare Dryer

2009-06-19T09:09:00.000-07:00

here are 5 cringey rabbit jokes to accopany these photos:

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!

Q: What do rabbits put in their computers?

A: Hoppy disks!

Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?

A: A hare dryer!

Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?

A: Hip-Hop!

Q: How do rabbits travel?

A: By hareplane.

Cringe and Arrow

2009-06-19T09:07:00.000-07:00

Talent audition gone bad! - Watch more Funny Videos
im kind of glad this ends the way it does
thanks J.B

MyCringe Picz

2009-06-17T08:53:00.000-07:00

this is sooooo gay for soooo many reasons but here are a few; that he has long emo hair and necklaces and is naked with his cock just out of shot.

Only in America

2009-06-16T08:55:00.000-07:00

...would they have to do a DNA test to prove this....

As if the first one wasn't bad enough

2009-06-13T17:19:00.000-07:00

He licks out a fold up chair for goodness sake.

Imagine someone just started pulling out these moves in the bedroom. RAH, multiple-CRINGASM.

Hold tite to the Dream for this...

2009-06-13T16:57:00.000-07:00

Afrcan-Flavor-Flav-R'n'b-Serious-Fail-Music-Video

2009-06-13T16:51:00.000-07:00

Hold tite Brey for this.

Easy Lionel

2009-06-13T04:01:00.001-07:00

Poor Lionel hes in a sate after some serious Scottish mess
thanks to Guy and Sam

Bathroom Cringe

2009-06-12T06:27:00.000-07:00

I think the only way to style out having tucked your skirt into your pants to rock out like its the new thing, you go Lohan!

Canned Whole Cringe

2009-06-10T10:06:00.001-07:00

An entire fully cooked chiken, in a can:

Be sure to save the "delicious" broth.
thanks joe

Cringey Love

2009-06-10T05:44:00.000-07:00

shes a trainwreck

"You Can Shave The Baby"

2009-06-09T19:06:00.000-07:00

What the fuck kind of market is this made for?

Why is it so ginger? why does it have hairy ankles? who would shave a baby? its all a bit much.

If Cringe Came In Spread Form:

2009-06-07T06:35:00.000-07:00

Horrid

Crinceps

2009-06-05T01:44:00.003-07:00

Crash and burn. thanks sam

Cringe Vs. Cringe

2009-06-04T17:46:00.001-07:00

Banksy vs Dubstep

Is this the most cringe video on you tube? it defiantly has the worst title ever.

My New Fly Gurrrrrrllllll

2009-06-04T14:43:00.000-07:00

Cringeye brows

2009-06-04T14:40:00.000-07:00

This woman shaved off her eyebrows and had cats tattooed in there places, nothing about this makes sense

i cant even think of anything witty

2009-06-04T14:38:00.001-07:00

i dont know anything about this guy, other then he looks like an idiot.

Its An Ed Hardy Party

2009-06-02T14:29:00.000-07:00

following on from the Hardy post, this was bought to my attention;

"my bedrooms like an Ed Hardy factory" ......i think thats the problem. thanks Patrick

ManBabyBizzare

2009-06-02T09:15:00.001-07:00

so messed up;
this isnt really cringe, more just totally fucking bizzare, swapping man and baby heads, why not?
www.manbabies.com

Snakes on a Presenter

2009-06-01T13:17:00.000-07:00

The guy behind her is loving it, im sure the snake is too.

Pretty pRicky

2009-06-01T06:14:00.000-07:00

This properly gives me an inside shiver.

Fast and the Curious.

2009-05-31T17:33:00.000-07:00

Can you send me a FBS?

2009-05-31T16:46:00.000-07:00

(Full body shot)
I can only imagine that was how this got onto the tinterweb. Somesort of unfaithful chatroom exchange.

Cringe clothing

2009-05-31T08:27:00.000-07:00

Time I got specific. Along with ugg boots, Ed Hardy heads need to get petrol bombed.

...so does wearing Ed Hardy

Only ever acceptable if you are Katie and Peter

Alex and Zack make a porno.

2009-05-31T08:00:00.000-07:00

White Tights

2009-05-27T09:02:00.000-07:00

Dont wearing something that is horribly unflattering and accentuates your already disproportionate figure.

GT

Justin Crimberlake

2009-05-27T04:46:00.000-07:00

"Every relationship I've been in, I've overwhelmed the girl. They just can't handle all the love"
im sure they can Justin, especially when you look like this: here are 3 more incredible quotes from JT;

"I used to think I actually was Batman. "

"If you put out 150 percent, then you can always expect 100 percent back. That's what I was always told as a kid, and It's worked for me so far! "

"We're dirty pop. It's a trend now, but we were the first ones to do it!"

Speed Cringe

2009-05-27T04:37:00.000-07:00

Blind dates and speed dating are pretty high on the cringe list
Heres a list of "The worst questions to ask when speed dating" i came across;

"When you die, would you rather be buried or cremated?"

"Do you know how to empty a colostomy bag?"

"Who had the best uniform, the SS or the Luftwaffe?"

"Would you like to see my birthmark? It virtually covers both cheeks."

"Have you got any, like, really fit mates?"

"Can you lend me a quid for the bus?"

"Coprophilia: your thoughts?"

"Have you got any knives that need sharpening?"

Don't bite off more than you can chew girls...

2009-05-25T12:17:00.000-07:00

Don't suck more than you can blow either..

Pornstar Sexy Cora was trying for the dicksucking world record of 200 but only made it to 75 when she had to be hospialized for breathing difficulties.
In addition to that... she's also on bail for fucking in a family park.
Failed pornstar = cringestar. (cringe at that wordplay)

Banksy's Cringing for Dinner

2009-05-25T08:48:00.000-07:00

"Banksy's coming for dinner - a clash of celebrity". you don't need me to tell you, this is awful.

http://www.banksyscomingfordinner.com/trailer.php

He Got A Special Deal On His Teeth

2009-05-22T02:34:00.000-07:00

I say cringe, you say cringe, britans got cringe, its dj cringe.
"this ring is from, oxford university, i didn't go to university but i visited oxford yes, and its a great place, lovely countryside"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ITKFTMryY

big up Will

Mono Cringe

2009-05-21T00:45:00.000-07:00

Half man, half amazing;

"His cock looks like a vagina with a mole on it."

2009-05-19T09:31:00.000-07:00

Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

"For the cringe generation."

2009-05-18T16:34:00.000-07:00

How and when is this ever ok?

2009-05-17T12:17:00.000-07:00

And to get someone to photograph it...rah.

Guidos - Sites like this cause explosive cringerrhea.

2009-05-17T10:12:00.000-07:00

www.guidofistpump.com we salut you!
W&W

Cringe Dat

2009-05-17T07:33:00.000-07:00

Tweet tweet biiiiiitch tweet tweet

props to Parylak