Thursday, July 30, 2009

**-{{ Samanda the twins }}-**


i dont really need to say anything do i

"Triple Cringe" Their hearts in the right place

i dropped Samanda a line, no word yet. ^^

Birthday suit


I really cant get enough of these.

Lil K.r.i.n.g.e

This isnt so much about Kim as a person, but more her awful fashion decisions;

i wonder how you go into a shop and ask for this kind of top, " i just want some flowers that cover my nipples and maybe throw some chains and a choker in there." why not?

“I am honored and quite proud that a class is being taught on my sensationalist lyrics, unique style and fashion and leadership role within the hip-hop community.”

Lil Kim & Cyndi lauper performing time after time.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

i <3 Juno! LolZzz!

So weve all been there,bored one night on Bebo and someone suggests a group pregnancy pact, how can you possibley say no!?
"Time Magazine is reporting that nearly half of the girls confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. None of the girls is older than 16.
Principal Joseph Sullivan said that wasn't all that was shocking.
"We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," he told Time." FYL.

As if that wasn't bad enough, the comments under the video are something else..

Are You Serious?


" i dont want this to sound crazy" ... i think its a little late love.

Paint Job








that last one kills me, yarrrrg!

TXT BK LOL

I dont think this can be real

but then again, i dont believe half the shit on here can he real.

Microsoft Songsmith Cringemercial


this actually gives me shivers

THANKYOU KNICK

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Friday, July 17, 2009

Cringe Clothing from back in the day...

Velour tracksuits... even more cringe when you have Juicy written across your arse...


Not the one if your arse isn't juicy or you got a camel toe.
Heres a case of when you ARE juicy, but you got fanny fabric (cringe)...


Next ill move on to... Ed Hardy's cousin...

The variations they came up with this hat were awful, like the neon ones with the transparent peak.

Evisu jeans, now I wont deny their classic design was nice as they used nice coloured denim and that, but they also pushed it when they bought out the dealers delight...

Hes even got one for his arsehole incase he drops one. They had plenty more awful designs.
If your were REALLY gangster, then you'll be familiar with...

I can proudly say that I recently threw away a pair of...

When thongs first became big, they introduced the hipster jeans, just so girls can do this...

...Until they made it illegal.
And who can forget when really big turn-ups where in fashion...


Oh dear,we've all made such fashion faux pas. Probably still are, theres so many more to mention Im sure.

""// lAdZ On tOuR 2009!! LoL \\""


Shout out the the Lads from < Delete as Appropriate: Malia/Zante/Kos/Kavos/Magaluf etc etc> OHHH NINNNNEEEE!!

LiViNG dA dReAM!

For further reading i recommend this site;
http://www.malia.co.uk/corkers/results.asp
"sarah, u r soooooooooooooooooooo dreamy. im missin u all!! YAMAS MOTHER FUCKER !!!!! Sarah, Jen and Gem get those points in u dirty slags!!"

Peaches Fuckface Geldof


Theres a million anoyying things about her, half of which are her shit tattoos

“Stop being a consumer, fight the power!” yea you do that Peaches

Banksy Crappy Tattoos

Im sure there are numerous examples of Banksy-cringe

ill find them all.

Teqringea!


i love it. but it does make you cringe every time.

Gypsy Hair Bands

These hair bands made form synthetic hair avalible in all good Primark stores;

Worn correctly these can look O.K

However its all too often the case they are mis-worn, i took one for the team to give you an example. it doesnt really look good even if its the same colour as your hair.

Monday, July 13, 2009

For The Hills watchers...

This isnt really for anyone who doesnt watch The Hills and know what its about.
Im probably abit late with this, but I couldnt believe what I was seeing, our bitch Heidi released a pop song... and awfully cringe one for that to go along with a cringe video, whats even more cringeworth is her suitably named boyfriend, Spencer Pratt directed and produced the video...


and another:


(Great tits though)

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Facebook Fassies

Lets talk about people cringeworthy status' on both facebook and twitter. Im talking about the kind which are ridiculously attention seeking and prove people to be transparently insecure... a few examples...

"Hu duz this bre fink he is"

"Certain ppl will gt brought out!!! U fnk i dnt no bout u! Ha!!"
and the replies to this status were even better:

A:
I wanna no bring da bitch out lol

B:
Bring da bitch out I'm gonna be doin that soon to certain bitches lmao x

A:
Oooo i guess ive missed sum drama fill me in hooker cos i aint even been bout

B:
Na jam no drama at all I aint got time for ALL dem w12 slags n undercover dykes lmao, its good u aint been about do u love I'm doin me and I'm glad I moved mate x

"Laughn at diz gurl! Hw cn she say her 1yr old daughta rung my fne! I find dat hard 2 believe?! Dnt u?!"

You get the drift... In the words of Mary J... No More Drama!

Chi-Chi boy

...put it away...

Pipes


Head-shaking disgrace.

Does My Bump Look Big In This?


this is design at its worst, forget comfort and style.

its time to show off the most important parts of a womans body.

Baby Bra


Its just not logical

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

La Moron

"I know that there’s far more ways to be sexy than to dress in a miniskirt and a tank top. […] I think you attract a certain kind of man by dressing like that. Women wonder why they get beaten up, or having relationships with arsehole men. Because you attracted one, you twat."

no, your the twat.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Dont Get Me Wrong...

i love peep show..

i dont cringe AT peep show, because its meant to be cringe, i cringe with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv27PKxDqY4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLOCzN5a19o

youtube have disabled the embeding for all the videos

I Wonder...

What Obama would cringe at?

360 Cringe

This guy has come full circle;

Sometimes a sterotype is so perfect that it surpasses cringe and starts to be great again, i think thats whats happening here, but i really cant be sure.

Gay-THUG-Dating


How long have i spent looking for this site?

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Cool No Homo


Imagine having this ichat convosation with someone, how he worked in "cool no homo" i dont know, but its definatly homo.

"Dangerously Cheesy"


only in america, cheetos flavour lip balm. who wants to kiss that mouth?

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Dizzee Cringe


oh dear
thanks A.R