Thursday, July 30, 2009
**-{{ Samanda the twins }}-**
i dont really need to say anything do i
"Triple Cringe" Their hearts in the right place
i dropped Samanda a line, no word yet. ^^
Lil K.r.i.n.g.e
This isnt so much about Kim as a person, but more her awful fashion decisions;
i wonder how you go into a shop and ask for this kind of top, " i just want some flowers that cover my nipples and maybe throw some chains and a choker in there." why not?
“I am honored and quite proud that a class is being taught on my sensationalist lyrics, unique style and fashion and leadership role within the hip-hop community.”
Lil Kim & Cyndi lauper performing time after time.
i wonder how you go into a shop and ask for this kind of top, " i just want some flowers that cover my nipples and maybe throw some chains and a choker in there." why not?
“I am honored and quite proud that a class is being taught on my sensationalist lyrics, unique style and fashion and leadership role within the hip-hop community.”
Lil Kim & Cyndi lauper performing time after time.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
i <3 Juno! LolZzz!
So weve all been there,bored one night on Bebo and someone suggests a group pregnancy pact, how can you possibley say no!?
"Time Magazine is reporting that nearly half of the girls confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. None of the girls is older than 16.
Principal Joseph Sullivan said that wasn't all that was shocking.
"We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," he told Time." FYL.
As if that wasn't bad enough, the comments under the video are something else..
"Time Magazine is reporting that nearly half of the girls confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. None of the girls is older than 16.
Principal Joseph Sullivan said that wasn't all that was shocking.
"We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," he told Time." FYL.
As if that wasn't bad enough, the comments under the video are something else..
Monday, July 20, 2009
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Cringe Clothing from back in the day...
Velour tracksuits... even more cringe when you have Juicy written across your arse...
Not the one if your arse isn't juicy or you got a camel toe.
Heres a case of when you ARE juicy, but you got fanny fabric (cringe)...
Next ill move on to... Ed Hardy's cousin...
The variations they came up with this hat were awful, like the neon ones with the transparent peak.
Evisu jeans, now I wont deny their classic design was nice as they used nice coloured denim and that, but they also pushed it when they bought out the dealers delight...
Hes even got one for his arsehole incase he drops one. They had plenty more awful designs.
If your were REALLY gangster, then you'll be familiar with...
I can proudly say that I recently threw away a pair of...
When thongs first became big, they introduced the hipster jeans, just so girls can do this...
...Until they made it illegal.
And who can forget when really big turn-ups where in fashion...
Oh dear,we've all made such fashion faux pas. Probably still are, theres so many more to mention Im sure.
Not the one if your arse isn't juicy or you got a camel toe.
Heres a case of when you ARE juicy, but you got fanny fabric (cringe)...
Next ill move on to... Ed Hardy's cousin...
The variations they came up with this hat were awful, like the neon ones with the transparent peak.
Evisu jeans, now I wont deny their classic design was nice as they used nice coloured denim and that, but they also pushed it when they bought out the dealers delight...
Hes even got one for his arsehole incase he drops one. They had plenty more awful designs.
If your were REALLY gangster, then you'll be familiar with...
I can proudly say that I recently threw away a pair of...
When thongs first became big, they introduced the hipster jeans, just so girls can do this...
...Until they made it illegal.
And who can forget when really big turn-ups where in fashion...
Oh dear,we've all made such fashion faux pas. Probably still are, theres so many more to mention Im sure.
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Monday, July 13, 2009
For The Hills watchers...
This isnt really for anyone who doesnt watch The Hills and know what its about.
Im probably abit late with this, but I couldnt believe what I was seeing, our bitch Heidi released a pop song... and awfully cringe one for that to go along with a cringe video, whats even more cringeworth is her suitably named boyfriend, Spencer Pratt directed and produced the video...
and another:
(Great tits though)
Im probably abit late with this, but I couldnt believe what I was seeing, our bitch Heidi released a pop song... and awfully cringe one for that to go along with a cringe video, whats even more cringeworth is her suitably named boyfriend, Spencer Pratt directed and produced the video...
and another:
(Great tits though)
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Facebook Fassies
Lets talk about people cringeworthy status' on both facebook and twitter. Im talking about the kind which are ridiculously attention seeking and prove people to be transparently insecure... a few examples...
"Hu duz this bre fink he is"
"Certain ppl will gt brought out!!! U fnk i dnt no bout u! Ha!!"
and the replies to this status were even better:
A:
I wanna no bring da bitch out lol
B:
Bring da bitch out I'm gonna be doin that soon to certain bitches lmao x
A:
Oooo i guess ive missed sum drama fill me in hooker cos i aint even been bout
B:
Na jam no drama at all I aint got time for ALL dem w12 slags n undercover dykes lmao, its good u aint been about do u love I'm doin me and I'm glad I moved mate x
"Laughn at diz gurl! Hw cn she say her 1yr old daughta rung my fne! I find dat hard 2 believe?! Dnt u?!"
You get the drift... In the words of Mary J... No More Drama!
"Hu duz this bre fink he is"
"Certain ppl will gt brought out!!! U fnk i dnt no bout u! Ha!!"
and the replies to this status were even better:
A:
I wanna no bring da bitch out lol
B:
Bring da bitch out I'm gonna be doin that soon to certain bitches lmao x
A:
Oooo i guess ive missed sum drama fill me in hooker cos i aint even been bout
B:
Na jam no drama at all I aint got time for ALL dem w12 slags n undercover dykes lmao, its good u aint been about do u love I'm doin me and I'm glad I moved mate x
"Laughn at diz gurl! Hw cn she say her 1yr old daughta rung my fne! I find dat hard 2 believe?! Dnt u?!"
You get the drift... In the words of Mary J... No More Drama!
Does My Bump Look Big In This?
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
La Moron
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Dont Get Me Wrong...
360 Cringe
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Cool No Homo
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
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