NO. 9

When all 873 dishes are all disgusting.

Mwha

It only really happens with new aquentiences or old uncertain friends...

But when you lean in to kiss on the cheek and you both go for the same side, or just headbutt each other, its hard to come back from - worst shit is first dates.

If you feel i might be talking about you, check out this hand illustrated guide. <<

ToaLAlylL DooODOOd

What did you say there, really, anything?

WOOF

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This is only cringe as far as getting mauled by a German Shepard can be, other then the screams and wounds.

"Saw this and thought of you"

Speedos can be bang on if your in a position to boast. however i think you can take it too far...

Thanks james

Ads

Is it just me or is Facebook, amongst the porn pop-ups and online gambling invites trying to tell me something..

I dont believe the gifted psychic advisor will guide me anywhere, other then a virus on my laptop, yet alone for the pleasure for 29p. AND save me over £12.

and i dont believe fad ways of losing 70 stone in 4 minutes will ever run out.

and im sure i can think of plenty ways this chick has has earned cash doing "jobs" for £85 an hour.

Steve Jobs

What else did he make macs for? photoshop, ichat and..

Oh yea! free porn for old men! thanks Oklahoma.

Strike the pose

Babys in shots is never a strong look. boner killler.

Facebook Paaaaaaaaar

i cant even say anything. so amazing. thanks patrick

Being inappropriately naked

Yeeeeeeehawwwwwwww!!

id actually probably high5 this guy if i saw him. but the rest of the time its just harassing.

WARNING: THIS IS PORN!

Right, so when you got your box of tissues and lotion ready for a good tommy, maybe even treated yourself to a royal-wank, this is just the kind of thing you don't wanna accidentally come across....



British porn just doesnt sound right, especially when you have some scaghead obnoxious bitch saying shit like "shafted her" and "punani".
Let me point out a few other bits:
First of all, she cracks open a packet of CHEESE AND ONION crisps before they start.... not a sexy smell.
When she gets the girls saggy fanny out and goes "ding-a-ling-a-ling" like shes ringing a fucking bell.

Pardon this post.

Poor Covers

Nothing makes me cringe more then when a good song is ruined by someone who thinks they can do a better job, and obviously cant. i.e;

then;

dont do it.

Alvin and the Cringemonks

Cringe Paste

From this..

to this:

i wretched when i saw this in tesco.

Ass Cringe

American apparel has surpassed themselves

Bitchy Boys

Grow a pair.

Well 'Ard

represent no matter where you are

Sweat Betty

i know you cant help it, but leave your top down.

GIVE ME A

T.E.A.M P.R.E.G.N.A.N.C.Y

White City Weave

on the floor where it belongs