WARNING: THIS IS PORN!

Right, so when you got your box of tissues and lotion ready for a good tommy, maybe even treated yourself to a royal-wank, this is just the kind of thing you don't wanna accidentally come across....



British porn just doesnt sound right, especially when you have some scaghead obnoxious bitch saying shit like "shafted her" and "punani".
Let me point out a few other bits:
First of all, she cracks open a packet of CHEESE AND ONION crisps before they start.... not a sexy smell.
When she gets the girls saggy fanny out and goes "ding-a-ling-a-ling" like shes ringing a fucking bell.

Pardon this post.

Poor Covers

Nothing makes me cringe more then when a good song is ruined by someone who thinks they can do a better job, and obviously cant. i.e;

then;

dont do it.

Alvin and the Cringemonks

Cringe Paste

From this..

to this:

i wretched when i saw this in tesco.

Ass Cringe

American apparel has surpassed themselves

Bitchy Boys

Grow a pair.

Well 'Ard

represent no matter where you are

Sweat Betty

i know you cant help it, but leave your top down.

GIVE ME A

T.E.A.M P.R.E.G.N.A.N.C.Y

White City Weave

on the floor where it belongs

**-{{ Samanda the twins }}-**

i dont really need to say anything do i

"Triple Cringe" Their hearts in the right place

i dropped Samanda a line, no word yet. ^^

Birthday suit

I really cant get enough of these.

Lil K.r.i.n.g.e

This isnt so much about Kim as a person, but more her awful fashion decisions;

i wonder how you go into a shop and ask for this kind of top, " i just want some flowers that cover my nipples and maybe throw some chains and a choker in there." why not?

“I am honored and quite proud that a class is being taught on my sensationalist lyrics, unique style and fashion and leadership role within the hip-hop community.”

Lil Kim & Cyndi lauper performing time after time.

i <3 Juno! LolZzz!

So weve all been there,bored one night on Bebo and someone suggests a group pregnancy pact, how can you possibley say no!?
"Time Magazine is reporting that nearly half of the girls confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. None of the girls is older than 16.
Principal Joseph Sullivan said that wasn't all that was shocking.
"We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," he told Time." FYL.

As if that wasn't bad enough, the comments under the video are something else..

Are You Serious?

" i dont want this to sound crazy" ... i think its a little late love.

Paint Job

that last one kills me, yarrrrg!

TXT BK LOL

I dont think this can be real

but then again, i dont believe half the shit on here can he real.

Microsoft Songsmith Cringemercial

this actually gives me shivers

THANKYOU KNICK

Will you marry me? - No.

Hungry Hip-hos