Friday, August 7, 2009

Cringe Paste

From this..

to this:

i wretched when i saw this in tesco.

Ass Cringe

American apparel has surpassed themselves

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Well 'Ard


represent no matter where you are

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Sweat Betty


i know you cant help it, but leave your top down.

GIVE ME A


T.E.A.M P.R.E.G.N.A.N.C.Y

White City Weave






on the floor where it belongs

Thursday, July 30, 2009

**-{{ Samanda the twins }}-**


i dont really need to say anything do i

"Triple Cringe" Their hearts in the right place

i dropped Samanda a line, no word yet. ^^

Birthday suit


I really cant get enough of these.

Lil K.r.i.n.g.e

This isnt so much about Kim as a person, but more her awful fashion decisions;

i wonder how you go into a shop and ask for this kind of top, " i just want some flowers that cover my nipples and maybe throw some chains and a choker in there." why not?

“I am honored and quite proud that a class is being taught on my sensationalist lyrics, unique style and fashion and leadership role within the hip-hop community.”

Lil Kim & Cyndi lauper performing time after time.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

i <3 Juno! LolZzz!

So weve all been there,bored one night on Bebo and someone suggests a group pregnancy pact, how can you possibley say no!?
"Time Magazine is reporting that nearly half of the girls confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. None of the girls is older than 16.
Principal Joseph Sullivan said that wasn't all that was shocking.
"We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," he told Time." FYL.

As if that wasn't bad enough, the comments under the video are something else..

Are You Serious?


" i dont want this to sound crazy" ... i think its a little late love.

Paint Job








that last one kills me, yarrrrg!

TXT BK LOL

I dont think this can be real

but then again, i dont believe half the shit on here can he real.

Microsoft Songsmith Cringemercial


this actually gives me shivers

THANKYOU KNICK

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Friday, July 17, 2009

Cringe Clothing from back in the day...

Velour tracksuits... even more cringe when you have Juicy written across your arse...


Not the one if your arse isn't juicy or you got a camel toe.
Heres a case of when you ARE juicy, but you got fanny fabric (cringe)...


Next ill move on to... Ed Hardy's cousin...

The variations they came up with this hat were awful, like the neon ones with the transparent peak.

Evisu jeans, now I wont deny their classic design was nice as they used nice coloured denim and that, but they also pushed it when they bought out the dealers delight...

Hes even got one for his arsehole incase he drops one. They had plenty more awful designs.
If your were REALLY gangster, then you'll be familiar with...

I can proudly say that I recently threw away a pair of...

When thongs first became big, they introduced the hipster jeans, just so girls can do this...

...Until they made it illegal.
And who can forget when really big turn-ups where in fashion...


Oh dear,we've all made such fashion faux pas. Probably still are, theres so many more to mention Im sure.

""// lAdZ On tOuR 2009!! LoL \\""


Shout out the the Lads from < Delete as Appropriate: Malia/Zante/Kos/Kavos/Magaluf etc etc> OHHH NINNNNEEEE!!

LiViNG dA dReAM!

For further reading i recommend this site;
http://www.malia.co.uk/corkers/results.asp
"sarah, u r soooooooooooooooooooo dreamy. im missin u all!! YAMAS MOTHER FUCKER !!!!! Sarah, Jen and Gem get those points in u dirty slags!!"

Peaches Fuckface Geldof


Theres a million anoyying things about her, half of which are her shit tattoos

“Stop being a consumer, fight the power!” yea you do that Peaches