Fast and the Curious.

Can you send me a FBS?

(Full body shot)
I can only imagine that was how this got onto the tinterweb. Somesort of unfaithful chatroom exchange.

Alex and Zack make a porno.

White Tights

Dont wearing something that is horribly unflattering and accentuates your already disproportionate figure.

GT

Justin Crimberlake

"Every relationship I've been in, I've overwhelmed the girl. They just can't handle all the love"
im sure they can Justin, especially when you look like this: here are 3 more incredible quotes from JT;

"I used to think I actually was Batman. "

"If you put out 150 percent, then you can always expect 100 percent back. That's what I was always told as a kid, and It's worked for me so far! "

"We're dirty pop. It's a trend now, but we were the first ones to do it!"

Speed Cringe

Blind dates and speed dating are pretty high on the cringe list
Heres a list of "The worst questions to ask when speed dating" i came across;

"When you die, would you rather be buried or cremated?"

"Do you know how to empty a colostomy bag?"

"Who had the best uniform, the SS or the Luftwaffe?"

"Would you like to see my birthmark? It virtually covers both cheeks."

"Have you got any, like, really fit mates?"

"Can you lend me a quid for the bus?"

"Coprophilia: your thoughts?"

"Have you got any knives that need sharpening?"

Don't bite off more than you can chew girls...

Don't suck more than you can blow either..



Pornstar Sexy Cora was trying for the dicksucking world record of 200 but only made it to 75 when she had to be hospialized for breathing difficulties.
In addition to that... she's also on bail for fucking in a family park.
Failed pornstar = cringestar. (cringe at that wordplay)

Banksy's Cringing for Dinner

"Banksy's coming for dinner - a clash of celebrity". you don't need me to tell you, this is awful.

http://www.banksyscomingfordinner.com/trailer.php

He Got A Special Deal On His Teeth

I say cringe, you say cringe, britans got cringe, its dj cringe.
"this ring is from, oxford university, i didn't go to university but i visited oxford yes, and its a great place, lovely countryside"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ITKFTMryY

big up Will

Mono Cringe

Half man, half amazing;

"His cock looks like a vagina with a mole on it."

Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

"For the cringe generation."

How and when is this ever ok?

And to get someone to photograph it...rah.

Guidos - Sites like this cause explosive cringerrhea.

www.guidofistpump.com we salut you!
W&W

Cringe Dat

Tweet tweet biiiiiitch tweet tweet

props to Parylak

Smart Price Cringe

Leading on from the last post - do not puke in your purse and have to abandon it (this isnt my purse, im wearing mine)do not drink Asda smart price vodka. its a recipe for cringe.

Cringe all over Yourself

so this is a pretty obvious one, but here are variations on a classic; puking in your own purse!


or how about just all over your self and the floor!
why not try, out of your nose and on your friends!
and an oldie but a goodie, blue puke!

Captin Cringe

i could only get as far as 3.08, the silence is deafening.

F.O.B Friend Requests.

"You marrage with me yes"

Mycringe.com

So much wrong with people like this...

You know the kind, yeah... about me section and headline says it all ("yew","Ibiza rockin",""totally").

However.. a far more extreme version:

As for his friends- I'm thinking theres some mad bloated-pop-belly cult out there...

Perhaps something to do with this man-mum:

Jailbait that will make you cringe your pants.

I felt overwhelmed with cringe going through this. Fucking amazing.
Props to Ben.

Doggy style Cringe

I wonder what you have to do to in life to end up dressed like this, on the floor surrounded by people. ideas?

Embarrising Crinesses

If you have an illness or aliment that you are already embarrassed about, why would you go on national TV and show the world? also, allow the adverts hyper-cringing me out at 6pm before the Simpsons when im trying to eat my bangers and mash.

EMCRINGE

basically, what happened. Eminem went from tracks like this off his first album in 95



i think the good times ended in 2004 with just lose it;


but this is the last straw



im just speechless, so annoying and cringe truly deserves to be here. what the fuck is with his voice.

Kringe Moss

This isnt moss specific, but having white all over your nose is never ever a strong look.

Swine Skank

Lets hope this isn't as infectious! (LOLZ)

Precious Cringe

this is so fucked up and wrong, i dont even know where to begin. "shes biting daddy on the tummy " i guess is a good place ....


You heard the man, go to your local store and buy a toilet brush and rub it on yourself.
props to robert for this

Who wears short shorts?

Some form of another denim thong...(the one I was talking about on saturday)


Hes got cringe wedged to high up his arse it looks painful

Only in the world of Hollyoaks...

....would asians pour household bleach on themselves in an attempt to be white.



In relation to Hollyoaks, I would like to bring out actor Ricky Whittle, who plays Calvin Valentine wearing a fur waistcoat and .... MAN-UGGS... and this is OFF-SET.

Cringey Boy

hold tight england shirts and waist belts.

Self Cringing

their comments sum it up; "can i just say...

Reoccouring Nightmare Cringe

ever have that dream where u've forgotten to wear trousers? oh wait

Tommy Shank