Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Speed Cringe

Blind dates and speed dating are pretty high on the cringe list
Heres a list of "The worst questions to ask when speed dating" i came across;

"When you die, would you rather be buried or cremated?"

"Do you know how to empty a colostomy bag?"

"Who had the best uniform, the SS or the Luftwaffe?"

"Would you like to see my birthmark? It virtually covers both cheeks."

"Have you got any, like, really fit mates?"

"Can you lend me a quid for the bus?"

"Coprophilia: your thoughts?"

"Have you got any knives that need sharpening?"

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